I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
i hate when i look in the mirror and i look OK, but then i take a photo and im like far from looking remotely nice
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
- me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
yahoo is going to delete everyones blog that doesnt follow me haha sorry guys i dont make the rules
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.